1 00:02:34,778 --> 00:02:36,905 Man, oh man. 2 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,365 What a fiasco this little excursion has turned out to be. 3 00:02:41,819 --> 00:02:43,639 Imagine, I 4 00:02:44,012 --> 00:02:45,072 smiling, 5 00:02:45,285 --> 00:02:48,245 the most experienced desert donkey in the world... 6 00:02:48,345 --> 00:02:51,245 and here I am next to an idiot. 7 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,005 And with bullfighter pants, still. 8 00:02:54,612 --> 00:02:57,045 Did you catch that with the binoculars? 9 00:02:57,885 --> 00:02:59,725 Do you want to know what he sees out there? 10 00:02:59,871 --> 00:03:03,298 I'll tell you: nothing more than nothing. 11 00:03:03,758 --> 00:03:05,184 Just take a look. 12 00:03:06,471 --> 00:03:09,491 Now, isn't he a living doll? 13 00:03:10,011 --> 00:03:14,331 I swear, I still don't know how I managed to create this character. 14 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,347 several times 15 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:20,507 It got so bad that I decided to cut it off. 16 00:03:20,673 --> 00:03:22,827 and a couple of times I even started. 17 00:03:23,165 --> 00:03:26,651 I know every meter of this desert like I know the tip of my helmet. 18 00:03:27,365 --> 00:03:29,798 But every time I'm ready to go, 19 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,616 Then I would remember the map. 20 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:36,090 Of course he knew that hunting for buried treasure here made as much sense as 21 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,483 like telling a creepy story to a bald man. 22 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,086 But still, 23 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,447 there was always 24 00:03:42,553 --> 00:03:45,680 There is only a small chance that map is real. 25 00:03:50,484 --> 00:03:53,704 Here we are 2 days later. 26 00:03:53,753 --> 00:03:59,012 and there is still no other explosion for a hundred miles in any direction. 27 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,527 Just sand 28 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,074 sand and more sand. 29 00:04:03,227 --> 00:04:05,367 That's all we've seen for days. 30 00:04:05,685 --> 00:04:11,444 We've done so many circles in the last 2 days that I felt like an astronaut. 31 00:04:11,725 --> 00:04:15,258 Adam had drooled all over the water, and on top of it all... 32 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:17,058 my feet were killing me. 33 00:04:18,197 --> 00:04:19,211 Ah, ah. 34 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:20,744 We have had it. 35 00:04:20,797 --> 00:04:22,144 No more water. 36 00:04:22,544 --> 00:04:23,904 No more food. 37 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:26,257 Just a lot of sand. 38 00:04:33,129 --> 00:04:34,929 Good good. 39 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:39,861 Old hawkeye has finally discovered that joshua tree and it's about time. 40 00:04:40,023 --> 00:04:44,943 We've only been through that thing about 70 times in the last 48 hours. 41 00:04:46,211 --> 00:04:47,985 So now we don't take any chances. 42 00:04:48,315 --> 00:04:49,728 We will aim for that. 43 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:52,858 I think your mind is starting to wander. 44 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:56,178 and anything so weak should never go out alone. 45 00:04:56,577 --> 00:05:02,072 He will lie down in the shade while I am here in the sun with a full food pack. 46 00:05:06,008 --> 00:05:08,601 Well, what do you know? he finally remembered. 47 00:05:08,872 --> 00:05:13,851 But I bet he has his own comfort in mind, not mine. 48 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:52,612 We should be out there looking for water, but he would rather stay there in the shade waiting for it to rain. 49 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,999 or perform an Indian rain dance... 50 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:56,793 Lying down, still. 51 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,420 Now what are you looking at? 52 00:06:19,127 --> 00:06:21,687 I wonder if he thinks he sees something out there. 53 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,094 Well, I don't see anything. 54 00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:30,359 Get that. 55 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,986 He seems to be in a trance. 56 00:06:33,766 --> 00:06:36,446 That sun must have overcooked his pea brain. 57 00:06:38,255 --> 00:06:43,008 Well, there it goes, straight into no man's land. 58 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:03,656 Oh oh, 59 00:07:04,209 --> 00:07:06,182 I'm afraid this is going to happen. 60 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:10,035 Now I'm starting to see things here too. 61 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:14,779 I better get out of here quickly before I laugh too. 62 00:07:16,359 --> 00:07:17,373 Still... 63 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:20,293 It seems so real. 64 00:07:21,328 --> 00:07:24,402 Cut off my tail and call me chubby. 65 00:07:24,715 --> 00:07:27,955 I know I've shot myself, but I have to see this. 66 00:07:39,095 --> 00:07:40,115 Oh! 67 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:43,908 No, no, things like that just don't happen. 68 00:07:44,414 --> 00:07:47,334 A young native in the middle of the desert. 69 00:07:48,953 --> 00:07:49,973 Hey! 70 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,626 Oh my god, it's going to sell out. 71 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:55,266 No one can drink that much water without bursting. 72 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,360 Take it easy, Adam! 73 00:07:58,066 --> 00:08:00,500 Now, what will Emily Pole say? 74 00:08:00,822 --> 00:08:05,659 It's a question of how long the old space brain would have stayed there lapping up the water. 75 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:09,215 if the sweet young girl had not attracted attention. 76 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:13,276 But when he looked up, his eyes 77 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:16,306 They exploded like a pair of tethered balloons. 78 00:08:17,092 --> 00:08:22,405 It was clear from his reaction that Adam had never seen anything like this before. 79 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:30,688 In her hometown, the girls were so prim they wore high-necked bathing suits. 80 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,982 They weren't very handsome either. 81 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:36,915 In fact, the town holds a beauty contest every year, 82 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,874 and no one ever won it. 83 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:43,913 But this one sure was a friendly native. 84 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:51,273 When she smiled, Adam's pea brain lit up like a pinball machine hit the jackpot. 85 00:08:51,791 --> 00:08:56,684 I have never seen so many rockets explode in such a small space. 86 00:09:02,115 --> 00:09:04,208 I don't know who designed his costume. 87 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:08,395 but whoever it was should have been put in charge of public spending. 88 00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:13,954 After a few moments she spoke to him in her native language. 89 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:17,221 and seemed surprised when Adam couldn't respond. 90 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,661 Verbally, that is. 91 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:25,173 Perhaps if he had concentrated on his sign language, he would have been able to convey the message. 92 00:09:25,613 --> 00:09:28,099 But he tried to explain using his head, 93 00:09:28,386 --> 00:09:32,353 and the only thing that served him was something to hang his face on. 94 00:09:37,294 --> 00:09:40,454 A smile like that would give most men ideas. 95 00:09:40,761 --> 00:09:41,868 but old Adam... 96 00:09:42,408 --> 00:09:44,014 He was a strange guy, 97 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:47,161 like they had made him a jelly mule. 98 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:09,899 Adam chased the girls with radar control, 99 00:10:10,141 --> 00:10:13,028 but he knew that the natives would try to make a skin game. 100 00:10:13,618 --> 00:10:16,031 Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against it. 101 00:10:16,104 --> 00:10:17,491 these beautiful natives, 102 00:10:18,058 --> 00:10:20,358 but the problem was Adam's fortune, 103 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,531 good or bad, it was mine too. 104 00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:27,950 Some idiot is born lucky. 105 00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:31,721 No matter what happens, they always come out smelling like a rose. 106 00:10:32,057 --> 00:10:35,317 In this case it smells like an entire world has disappeared. 107 00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:40,154 A forest full of beautiful native girls and no competition. 108 00:11:03,555 --> 00:11:04,902 My God! 109 00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:08,015 Now they have him playing ring around the roses. 110 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,118 What a way to go! 111 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,197 Good pain. 112 00:11:12,246 --> 00:11:13,297 Don't fall, 113 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:19,530 Because the Galverston flood would be nothing compared to what we'd have here if he had burst onto the scene. 114 00:11:21,884 --> 00:11:26,037 He had to be cautious due to the large number of natives. 115 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:29,645 He's too fat to run and he didn't know how to fight. 116 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,189 He didn't gain all that weight because of me. 117 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:36,376 He should have come to victory with a phone in his mouth. 118 00:11:37,809 --> 00:11:41,009 The girls put on a show for Adam, and so did he. 119 00:11:41,196 --> 00:11:42,656 You see, Adam... 120 00:11:42,699 --> 00:11:47,092 He was the main ballet teacher of a herd of hippos. 121 00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:49,605 on tour through Cucamonga. 122 00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:54,134 They say it was great until the hippos discovered it wasn't one of them. 123 00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:09,686 Yahoo! 124 00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:21,790 Oh well... 125 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:25,030 There is more than one way to bathe. 126 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,283 He splashed around in the pool like an old ogre. 127 00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:33,872 I guess it's only natural that God packs so much fat. 128 00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:36,693 As a walrus he would do well. 129 00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,306 I was trying to make a good impression. 130 00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:45,279 but with so many women, the only time he could open his mouth was when he took a deep breath. 131 00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:49,666 His performance was so funny that I started laughing. 132 00:12:57,004 --> 00:12:58,031 Ah, ah. 133 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,291 He seems to be quite angry. 134 00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:03,157 I better get out of here. 135 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:18,472 When it hit me, it could have sent me into orbit. 136 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,404 Oh. Ah! 137 00:13:27,037 --> 00:13:29,197 Another friendly native. 138 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,437 The natives organized a party for Adam. 139 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:37,624 They threw it here, there and everywhere. 140 00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:42,572 Adam caught everything that was thrown at him and seemed to calm down for a couple of months. 141 00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:45,714 The natives were serious, 142 00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:48,833 but Adam was living proof that they could take a joke. 143 00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:54,966 He was the only man in the oasis, but the natives had many dates. 144 00:13:56,286 --> 00:14:01,779 They tried to fill it with food and had the same results as a man's smoke rings thrown into the wind. 145 00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:05,196 He is a big man, but he ate like a bird... 146 00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:07,510 a six foot vulture. 147 00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:26,496 One of the natives danced. 148 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,206 She put a crop of grass on her left hip. 149 00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:31,266 and a crop of grass on the right hip, 150 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,586 and then they rotated the crops. 151 00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:23,749 Did you know that a silo 10 feet in diameter and 20 feet high, 152 00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:28,146 It holds 1270 bushes per comb. 153 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:31,093 Man, that's a lot of hair. 154 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:34,085 say, 155 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:37,919 How did that fifth race at Bilmar Park go today? 156 00:15:38,352 --> 00:15:42,292 I had followed the competitions there. 157 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,822 Did you know I was a racing donkey? 158 00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,021 Yeah! 159 00:15:48,409 --> 00:15:51,022 The fastest donkey in five boroughs. 160 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:54,417 So far I have never been defeated in a standing race. 161 00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:07,732 say, 162 00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:14,185 This reminds me of the times as a child when I used to "dance with squares"... 163 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:18,257 "Square dancing"... no, no, I mean "square dancing". 164 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,997 It used to cause a terrible storm. 165 00:16:21,077 --> 00:16:23,577 In the old days they called me cyclone. 166 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,984 The barn was always in ruins when I passed by. 167 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:13,127 When he stepped on that dorn, he lost his balance and dignity at the same time. 168 00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:40,739 Adam thought it was funny. He had a real sense of humor. 169 00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:43,872 When I wanted to have a good time I went to a funeral. 170 00:17:45,952 --> 00:17:49,332 The native girls thought it was very scabby, but why wouldn't it be that way? 171 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,399 After all, he was a big slacker. 172 00:17:54,069 --> 00:18:00,555 When the girl resumed her dance, she was as self-conscious as a prohibitionist with hiccups. 173 00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:03,902 And when he regained his confidence, 174 00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:05,804 Adam lost interest. 175 00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:46,002 Gold. 176 00:18:46,307 --> 00:18:49,447 The native bracelet and the gold plate convinced him. 177 00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:51,621 there was truth in the old saying 178 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:54,073 "All that glitters is gold." 179 00:18:58,907 --> 00:18:59,921 [Not too much] 180 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:12,673 The discovery of gold short-circuited its wiring system and caused a tilt signal to illuminate permanently. 181 00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:17,430 Then Adam hurried to get his backpack and grabbed the shovel. 182 00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:21,616 After all, he had never been close enough to hard work to make him afraid. 183 00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:56,538 It was 120 degrees of shade when Adam decided to dig for the treasure. 184 00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:01,145 But he said he didn't care since he had yawned for the sake of it. 185 00:20:02,032 --> 00:20:05,645 Furthermore, he thought that hard work could help him increase his appetite. 186 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,518 What a laugh. 187 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:13,245 As it was, the only thing he didn't have breakfast was dinner and supper. 188 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,645 I will say one thing: 189 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,392 He was a good worker. 190 00:20:18,512 --> 00:20:22,212 Every time he lost his job, his bosses were satisfied. 191 00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:25,319 But I didn't envy him anything. 192 00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:29,959 It was so hot that the gophers walked around with their coats unbuttoned. 193 00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:36,998 The natives were more determined than ever to keep Adam away from the treasure, 194 00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,101 but they had little about Adam. 195 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,641 In fact, they had little, period. 196 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,600 Adam decided it was best to look at the shadow. 197 00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:54,593 than working under the sun. 198 00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:58,540 The girls were bathing in a pool. 199 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:01,180 Many people would have envied the girls. 200 00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:02,657 It's true, your pool 201 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,954 It was only about six feet in diameter, 202 00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:06,307 but don't forget, 203 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,713 They had more than a thousand square miles of beach. 204 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:16,233 What made me angry was the way Adam would leave his job to pursue women. 205 00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:20,433 Then when he caught them, he would forget what he was chasing them for. 206 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,666 I wanted to get the gold and get out of here. 207 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,773 My kind of food didn't grow in this garden. 208 00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:32,460 and my belly was beginning to think that they had slit my throat. 209 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:56,423 Finally he unfolded the treasure map. 210 00:22:56,930 --> 00:23:02,096 Adam had taken possession of the map while working for Wan Long Gon. 211 00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:03,823 a Chinese laundry. 212 00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:06,896 He had gotten along well at the laundry. 213 00:23:06,938 --> 00:23:11,275 until one day he returned some shirts without breaking the buttons and ripping the collars. 214 00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:13,742 Naturally, he was fired on the spot. 215 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,245 The boss was so angry that he threw Adam into the sewer. 216 00:23:17,758 --> 00:23:21,318 Then, he also involved Adam in borrowing and borrowing money. 217 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:22,944 when he came home 218 00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:27,158 Adam discovered that the boss had wrapped his things in the treasure map. 219 00:23:27,871 --> 00:23:29,998 The map was Adam's downfall. 220 00:23:30,378 --> 00:23:32,691 Today all his friends call him "scared" 221 00:23:32,804 --> 00:23:34,838 because he rarely works. 222 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:44,367 When Adam started working I was a little worried. 223 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,196 Well, I didn't know how well I could count. 224 00:23:47,383 --> 00:23:52,219 When he started kindergarten, Adam was different from all the other five-year-olds in the class. 225 00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:53,840 Adam was twelve years old. 226 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,573 But Adam didn't let that stop him. 227 00:23:56,780 --> 00:24:00,760 What he lacked in intelligence he more than made up for in stupidity. 228 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:09,760 The natives were not mathematicians either, but they knew how to direct themselves and distract themselves. 229 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:15,665 They added to the scenery and distracted from Adam's power of concentration. 230 00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:21,230 One of the natives started one of my favorite games. 231 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,131 Chickasaw puzzle. 232 00:24:36,485 --> 00:24:40,778 Adam hated going to work just to support a homeless man like him. 233 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,578 but he finally got it. 234 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,206 The natives knew that Adam was searching for gold. 235 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:53,159 They had diagnosed her case by feeling her purse. 236 00:25:04,942 --> 00:25:08,382 Adam hadn't been able to think since the day he went to the racetrack. 237 00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:11,869 He made a mental bet with himself and lost his mind. 238 00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:50,705 The natives tried to attract Adam again, 239 00:25:50,805 --> 00:25:54,671 but the smell of perfume had been replaced by the smell of gold. 240 00:26:10,047 --> 00:26:11,641 No! Don't look. 241 00:26:11,854 --> 00:26:14,707 15 steps, friend. 242 00:29:03,063 --> 00:29:07,890 He was playing in the sand when he decided to pluck some fruits from a tree. 243 00:29:07,939 --> 00:29:09,946 with a multicolored trunk 244 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:13,106 and exceptionally nice grapes. 245 00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,265 Then it was Fatima the Witch. 246 00:29:47,439 --> 00:29:49,632 No wonder his body looked weird. 247 00:29:49,879 --> 00:29:53,265 I had painted leaves everywhere. 248 00:30:00,741 --> 00:30:03,321 The natives' plan worked wonderfully. 249 00:30:03,364 --> 00:30:09,557 They had Adam so confused he didn't know if it was this or that. 250 00:30:09,770 --> 00:30:12,917 The truth is that Adam didn't trust the natives too much, 251 00:30:13,151 --> 00:30:15,817 and they didn't trust him too much. 252 00:30:16,824 --> 00:30:19,604 In a minute he runs away from the area, 253 00:30:19,664 --> 00:30:21,997 and the next minute he comes running back. 254 00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:30,798 We should have called it Sputnik since it was always going around in circles. 255 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:48,068 The other natives took advantage of Adam, 256 00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:50,201 but he didn't seem to care. 257 00:30:50,321 --> 00:30:52,561 They saved a good-natured fat man. 258 00:30:52,828 --> 00:30:55,248 And Adam wasn't a bitter push. 259 00:30:55,781 --> 00:30:56,794 In fact, 260 00:30:56,974 --> 00:31:02,707 He had such a double chin that he had to use a bookmark to find his tie. 261 00:31:04,434 --> 00:31:08,041 But the natives still did not have the right to take a sap as a map. 262 00:31:10,554 --> 00:31:12,287 I will say one thing: 263 00:31:12,668 --> 00:31:15,074 Adam made the natives come to him. 264 00:31:15,721 --> 00:31:17,401 He was too lazy to move. 265 00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,454 As a matter of fact, 266 00:31:20,007 --> 00:31:22,727 He was the type of person who would be on his feet for hours. 267 00:31:22,787 --> 00:31:26,287 holding a shaker, waiting for an earthquake. 268 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:43,837 The native was still tormenting Adam when Fatima appeared. 269 00:31:43,931 --> 00:31:45,358 What a beast. 270 00:31:45,824 --> 00:31:47,757 She acted like a child 271 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:50,611 but she looked like an old witch. 272 00:32:01,851 --> 00:32:04,064 She was a different kind of native. 273 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,438 Who wouldn't be with a face like that? 274 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:11,070 But there was hope that his limbs would help where the brain couldn't. 275 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:17,716 Then, Fatima, desperate, decided to show him her map. 276 00:32:18,025 --> 00:32:20,851 Not the one he was wearing, but the one he was wearing. 277 00:32:22,238 --> 00:32:26,138 It was the missing piece and Fátima was waiting for the reward. 278 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,465 But it reminded Adam of delicious cakes. 279 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:31,125 She made him sick. 280 00:32:31,698 --> 00:32:32,711 Of course, 281 00:32:33,058 --> 00:32:35,191 everyone has some flaws. 282 00:32:35,338 --> 00:32:38,501 I once met a young donkey who corrected all his defects. 283 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:41,071 and he became a perfect idiot. 284 00:33:09,874 --> 00:33:13,308 The natives did not know how to prevent Adam from finding the gold, 285 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:16,668 but one of them said she thought she could hit him. 286 00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:19,008 And she almost did it, 287 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,595 but not completely. 288 00:34:30,794 --> 00:34:33,148 He headed straight towards the treasure. 289 00:34:33,248 --> 00:34:35,128 when you see another native, 290 00:34:35,381 --> 00:34:37,668 dancing to the rain god. 291 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,968 But that did not discourage Adam's spirit, 292 00:34:40,081 --> 00:34:44,261 although he felt thunder when she appeared like an unexpected bolt of lightning. 293 00:38:17,866 --> 00:38:19,035 When the dance was over, 294 00:38:19,078 --> 00:38:23,812 Adam was so confused that he crashed head-first into a rubber tree. 295 00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:38,219 Now, Mother Nature had taken 30 years to turn him into a man. 296 00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,825 Then, this native arrives, 297 00:38:40,868 --> 00:38:44,652 and she makes a fool of him in less than 5 minutes. 298 00:39:21,811 --> 00:39:24,811 The next native made Adam spin around slowly. 299 00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:28,471 She was exactly the kind of native he wanted to hang out with. 300 00:39:29,217 --> 00:39:31,311 Her disguise had him baffled. 301 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,679 I couldn't understand where he was carrying his handkerchief. 302 00:39:53,619 --> 00:39:55,186 When the native failed, 303 00:39:55,229 --> 00:40:00,312 one by one they acted like sour grapes and approached him in clusters. 304 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,159 The natives were filled with carnival spirit. 305 00:40:05,847 --> 00:40:08,287 Adam had never been to the carnival. 306 00:40:08,593 --> 00:40:11,853 But once he went to a circus on the run and stole the show. 307 00:40:13,117 --> 00:40:16,647 At least half a dozen indigenous people participated in that show, 308 00:40:16,690 --> 00:40:18,837 speaking in a roundabout way, of course. 309 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,077 The natives had Adam under a spell. 310 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:24,097 But they didn't fool me. 311 00:40:24,617 --> 00:40:27,503 They waited for a tall, dark and handsome man. 312 00:40:27,603 --> 00:40:30,436 while Adam was short, fat and ugly. 313 00:41:24,605 --> 00:41:25,611 The natives 314 00:41:26,045 --> 00:41:28,898 They were trying hard to keep Adam away from the treasure. 315 00:41:29,271 --> 00:41:32,458 but they didn't seem to realize that he saw no harm 316 00:41:32,511 --> 00:41:35,018 He heard no evil, nor spoke evil. 317 00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:39,866 Well, this kept him out of trouble, but it made him quite boring at parties. 318 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:50,598 But if I wanted to follow the straight line, I had to stop turning. 319 00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:52,936 He was still in danger. 320 00:41:53,523 --> 00:41:56,330 But the natives were also having their ups and downs. 321 00:41:56,823 --> 00:41:59,876 Just seeing them warmed the bottom of his heart, 322 00:42:00,236 --> 00:42:02,036 but my feet were cold. 323 00:42:33,588 --> 00:42:35,595 The problem of resisting a temptation 324 00:42:35,641 --> 00:42:37,675 It may never come again, 325 00:42:38,482 --> 00:42:40,848 but Adam decided to leave anyway. 326 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,588 I was ready to follow him, 327 00:43:06,695 --> 00:43:10,335 when a native came out of the bushes and started scratching my ears. 328 00:43:10,848 --> 00:43:12,814 She was a really nice native, 329 00:43:13,422 --> 00:43:15,635 but your face will never be a fortune, 330 00:43:15,748 --> 00:43:18,382 although it reached a good figure. 331 00:43:20,668 --> 00:43:25,267 I realized that Fatima was only using me to be good to Adam. 332 00:43:25,521 --> 00:43:27,382 but his little plan didn't work. 333 00:43:27,848 --> 00:43:32,348 He took one look at her face and decided he had other things to do. 334 00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:36,121 He had a lot of willpower, 335 00:43:36,527 --> 00:43:39,454 but he underestimated Adam's warm power. 336 00:43:46,051 --> 00:43:49,997 The next native tried to attract him with an exotic dance. 337 00:43:50,524 --> 00:43:52,931 Adam stopped to admire his costume. 338 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:57,750 but that didn't take long, since the only thing he had on was the radio. 339 00:43:59,378 --> 00:44:02,151 I knew I was wasting my time with him. 340 00:44:02,498 --> 00:44:04,878 After all, they were two different guys. 341 00:44:05,472 --> 00:44:07,992 She liked boys and he liked girls. 342 00:44:10,174 --> 00:44:11,947 I had to admire the native. 343 00:44:12,334 --> 00:44:13,834 Dancing was his business, 344 00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:15,881 and it was a pretty good business, 345 00:44:16,213 --> 00:44:17,553 considering the fact that 346 00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:20,481 She started with nothing more than a shoelace. 347 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,734 Notice those delicate fingers that look like this native dance? 348 00:44:26,894 --> 00:44:31,134 Well, the finger look seems to have become popular in Turkish dances. 349 00:44:31,187 --> 00:44:33,361 during the first century. 350 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:38,159 The formula of this instrument that gives the most delicate and musical tones 351 00:44:38,202 --> 00:44:39,899 today it is not known. 352 00:44:48,136 --> 00:44:50,449 To achieve the best musical effect 353 00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:55,516 It looks like our running together like the kiss of two lovers eaten with garlic. 354 00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:59,540 Ah, those delicate samples. 355 00:45:00,012 --> 00:45:01,026 Yeah, 356 00:45:01,069 --> 00:45:03,940 You have to have samples for dances like this. 357 00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:41,380 Oh! 358 00:45:41,546 --> 00:45:42,566 Samples. 359 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,599 I was glad when Adam decided to leave. 360 00:48:06,993 --> 00:48:08,613 The sun was boiling, 361 00:48:08,656 --> 00:48:11,813 even though he resisted his condition. 362 00:48:36,569 --> 00:48:38,802 I breathed a sigh of relief. 363 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:41,956 When Adam finally began to dig for the treasure, 364 00:48:42,182 --> 00:48:44,469 Or at least that's what I thought I was doing, 365 00:48:45,102 --> 00:48:46,768 but as it turned out later, 366 00:48:46,811 --> 00:48:48,884 I was just playing in the sand. 367 00:48:49,369 --> 00:48:51,622 He was accused of ambition, 368 00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:55,948 but I guess Pudge couldn't keep up. 369 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:09,349 He dug a big hole, but the only thing he found there was space. 370 00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:11,369 I felt bad for him. 371 00:49:11,908 --> 00:49:17,641 To save money for this trip he had to stop drinking, smoking, gambling and having women. 372 00:49:18,165 --> 00:49:22,705 So I knew the next one would be cut-out paper dolls, if I didn't find the treasure. 373 00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,243 He was so interested in his work. 374 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:30,816 that he did not see the native watching from behind the bushes. 375 00:49:31,816 --> 00:49:33,330 He had a pretty face, 376 00:49:33,723 --> 00:49:37,403 but I couldn't help but notice that here "torso" was "more." 377 00:49:47,923 --> 00:49:51,149 Adam's ancestors did not value hard work, 378 00:49:51,536 --> 00:49:53,883 and Adam didn't think much of it either. 379 00:49:54,942 --> 00:50:00,269 But he continued digging, while the spy went to inform the other natives. 380 00:50:01,316 --> 00:50:03,715 Well, I wouldn't exactly call her a gossip. 381 00:50:03,782 --> 00:50:05,116 but I realized 382 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:09,395 that his mouth was so open that his tongue was sunburned. 383 00:50:33,581 --> 00:50:36,141 The natives were hatching an evil plot. 384 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,087 And Fatima didn't like it. 385 00:50:38,261 --> 00:50:40,308 She was willing to fight for Adam, 386 00:50:40,741 --> 00:50:44,228 but he ran out of ammunition before the battle even began. 387 00:51:47,764 --> 00:51:52,763 They had decided they could lure Adam away from the treasure by showing some of their own. 388 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:56,424 They began showing a generous character, 389 00:51:56,591 --> 00:51:59,697 although how generous nature had been to them. 390 00:52:46,238 --> 00:52:48,291 Adam felt his tricks, 391 00:52:48,718 --> 00:52:51,371 but I knew they would set a trap for the map. 392 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,771 None of them had medical training, 393 00:52:53,814 --> 00:52:56,071 but they certainly knew how to operate. 394 00:54:10,149 --> 00:54:11,689 They could have made it, 395 00:54:11,769 --> 00:54:13,676 if Fatima had not intervened. 396 00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:15,243 Poor girl. 397 00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:17,609 She didn't stand a chance. 398 00:54:18,303 --> 00:54:20,529 But I was still there trying. 399 00:54:20,789 --> 00:54:23,923 I don't know why I wanted a man as fat as him. 400 00:54:24,009 --> 00:54:26,116 It's not that Adam hadn't tried to lose weight. 401 00:54:26,482 --> 00:54:29,756 Once he had completely given up food and drink, 402 00:54:30,096 --> 00:54:34,028 and in fourteen days he lost two weeks. 403 00:55:01,913 --> 00:55:03,306 A little discussion was necessary. 404 00:55:03,452 --> 00:55:07,986 but finally Fatima agreed to show Adam where the treasure was hidden. 405 00:56:26,507 --> 00:56:29,713 The whole Fatima part seemed to be working perfectly, 406 00:56:30,127 --> 00:56:32,340 but it took a little while to get there. 407 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:41,920 When he finally pointed out the spot, Adam fell to the ground like a madman. 408 00:57:22,219 --> 00:57:24,546 Well, he found a box. 409 00:57:24,639 --> 00:57:26,372 or at least that's what I thought. 410 00:57:34,038 --> 00:57:35,058 Gold! 411 00:57:40,507 --> 00:57:41,574 Gold! 412 00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,273 Gold! 413 00:57:44,153 --> 00:57:45,400 Gold! 414 00:57:47,308 --> 00:57:48,308 Gold! 415 00:57:52,861 --> 00:57:53,901 Gold! 416 00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:55,694 Gold! 417 00:57:56,435 --> 00:57:57,481 Gold! 418 00:57:58,327 --> 00:57:59,354 Gold! 419 00:57:59,834 --> 00:58:00,847 Gold! 420 00:58:08,036 --> 00:58:10,923 Unless the price of sand skyrockets, 421 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:14,570 We end up just as ruined as the day we started. 422 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:48,972 fun, 423 00:59:49,459 --> 00:59:53,212 but somehow all this seems like it never happened. 424 00:59:53,825 --> 00:59:56,192 and I'm not very sure that was the case. 425 00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:57,959 By the way, 426 00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:01,305 Do you also have a treasure map somewhere? 427 01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:03,299 Hmm?